War On Drugs: DEA Vs. Drug Dealers...... It's going down right now

America has been at war for 40 years, who are we at war with you may ask: Drug Dealers. I will break down this war for you and decide whose the winner.
EQUIPMENT:
DEA: The DEA has more equipment then James Bond, and they better with the $10 billion they receive a year. They have helicopters, speedboats, helicopters that can see heat signatures, guns, drug sniffing dogs, and so much more. Actually a couple more billions worth more.

Drug Dealers: The pushers have scales, home meth labs, lots of baggies, guns (not as good as the DEA's in most cases), baking soda (for making crack), lots of baking soda, drug submarines which are one of the newer ways to get Colombia's finest into the suburbs, prepaid cellphones (formerly had beepers), pitt bulls or other attack dogs, and if they're doing really well a Cadillac sitting on spinners.

Winner: DEA

Effectiveness:
DEA: Don't let the pictures of one or two huge busts fool you; the DEA is not that effective. The DEA is however very effective when it comes to shooting unarmed people during raids (especially if they happen to be black).

Drug Dealers: I can get marijuana easier than alcohol, and the other drugs like coke, ecstasy, LSD, mushrooms, and pills I could get without too much trouble if I had the money and need to buy them. There are drug dealers everywhere so getting drugs is not hard. Drug dealers are however know to be pretty bad about keeping track of time.

Winner: Drug Dealers hands down

Innovativeness:
DEA: lots but none work for some reason.

Drug Dealers: When boats with coke started getting seized often, smugglers starting using small drug subs that can transport more than 1 ton of coke. Hidden compartments in cars. Drug dealers can also find tons of things to use as a baggie like a page of Good Housekeeping. Drug dealers have now taken to the internet to sell their cocaine on craigslist (Tina turner tickets, ski lift ticket, ski lessons, and tickets in row 420).

Winners: Drug Dealers

People Skills
DEA: The DEA will come to your house to party with you, sometimes really in the morning while your asleep, and as they barge in they might shoot your pets, if not you. Also not to welcome in our Spanish speaking friends to the south's countries. Like to inform the people that if you smoke weed you'll kill a little kid (whether they drown in a pool, or you hit them coming out of the drive thru at a fast food restaurant.
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Drug Dealers: Like to ask people if they need drugs. In the ghetto sometimes the big time dealers pay young teens or kids to sell their drugs. This not only teaches these little youngsters about math and business, it also creates jobs and gives little kids in the ghetto a sense a pride that if they sell that whole G pack they'll get $100 dollars. It also has the potential to teach them about the legal system at a young age. Drug dealers also sometimes run sales on their drugs and people love sales, nothing like buy 1 dime sack of crack and get 1 free day (best time to stock up on your crack people, take notes).

Winner: Drug Dealers. You can't beat 2 for 1sales crack, and teaching the kids about money is important.

Picture Moments:
DEA: love to take pictures holding guns standing next to a lot of drugs they took off the streets (usually looking like total D-bags in the pictures).

Drug Dealers: If your a drug dealer you try to avoid picture moments because there's a good chance that picture is a mug shot.

Winner: DEA I'd rather look like a douchebag then be in jail.

Support for the Economy:
DEA: None

Drug Dealers: support strippers, car dealerships, rim shops, Nike, child support, sometimes even give to the community. Nino Brown was passing turkeys out at thanksgiving, Pablo Escobar built nice soccer fields and gave lots of money to the community.

Winner: Drug Dealers Who doesn't wanna make it rain at the strip club, and sit on spinners, and have 15 different pairs of both Air Force 1's and Air Jordans.

And The Winner of the War on Drugs: Drug Dealers

its now settled, the drug dealers won, well actually I think its more like the DEA lost and the drug dealers won by default.

Congratulations local drug sellers across America. You finally won something other then a prison sentence and beating from the cops.

Lil Wayne is that sizzurp making you brain dead; yes

Lil Wayne you used to be one of the hottest rappers out but now your just on some other shit.

The tattoos. What the hell is going through your brain when you got half of them. I mean you got your damn eyelids tatted up. Come on even 2pac had some discretion when it came to inking up. Are you planning to die soon because if you grow to be old your going to feel so stupid for getting your whole torso tatted and most of them are pretty gay (you got Birdman on your arm). your entourage needs to keep the needle and ink away from you, you dumbass. You look like the wall in the hood that everyone tries graffiti on. Have some damn class or at least some damn sense, and most the tattoos look like they don't have a lot of personal meaning.

Your music- your a good rapper but your so damn overrated. I don't care that you get tons of radio play because I don't hear dead prez or mos def on the radio. The people who think your the best rapper alive are white girls who love all your generic club songs and know nothing about real rap music. The Carter 3 was shit, it had a few good songs but I think that you were trying to make that the CD you would be remembered for and although it sold very well, it wasn't very good. Sheeeeeeeeit I'm glad I didn't buy it. The Dedication 2, now that was the high point of your career as of now. and you've released so many damn mixtapes its not funny. I don't know what your on but dude your music is starting to suck to the point that if your the best rapper alive this white boy right here may start rapping because the competition is gone. AND STOP USING AUTOTUNE, YOUR NOT T-Pain, and that shit is getting old. Stop riding autotunes dick and make some actual songs that aren't so bad they have to be sung like your an alien.

Guns- you can rap all you want about using guns but face the facts. your dumbass shot yourself when you were 13, and not in a gun fight over a drug deal gone wrong. You were dancing to a Biggie music video in your room. How dumb do you have to be to shoot yourself while dancing with a loaded gun. sheeeeeeeit even Plexico had better sense then that. And now your in jail for having an illegal firearm. You dumbass, your rich; you pay people to hold your drugs and weapons, that way when you get caught they gotta take the charges. Even I know about that. (On a different note all those tattoos will look really sexy to some guy in jail for life when your in the shower, don't drop the soap or that asshole gon get poked)

Drugs- http://www.theonion.com/video/dea-recruits-lil-wayne-to-use-up-all-drugs-in-mexi,14387/

I'm not one to condemn drug use within reason but you do drugs like their going out of style. I cant even begin to imagine all the lines of blow that have been snorted on your tour buses. And that purple drank you love so much killed Pimp C (R.I.P.) so yeah, and I think that's starting to kill off what few brain cells you still have. And with you always being so fucked up its gotta be real easy for your inner circle to be taking all that money you made, and you won't even notice.

But like I said, I can't even imagine all the coke Weezy has snorted.

The kids- Wayne your such a shitty role model for all the Lil young G's out there trying make that paper. I think your brain dead personally you just seem to be getting more retarded as your career goes on. Hell T.I. is a better role model then you. Even the late Ol' Dirty Bastard did more for the kids then you.

In conclusion Wayne you used to be that little black boy with the corn rows in the Hot Boys and now your just another dumbass rapper who raps about ignorant shit. And personally Lollipopp was one your worst songs ever.

Peace.