NFL All Criminal Team

QB- This is not even debatable. MICHAEL VICK. Mike is a great scrambler and a fast quarterback.
Criminal Credibility: Bankrolled the infamous dog fighting organization Bad Newz Kennelz, and also participated in training the dogs as well as killing dogs that under performed.
Extra Credit: got in trouble for trying to sneak a fake bottle of water with a stash compartment onto a plane. Authorities claimed it smelled like marijuana.

Back up: Ben Roethlisberger: as much as I dislike Ben I will say I think the first girl pulled a Kobe but the second and most recent one, Ben you know you did that shit. Your possibly the one football player who maybe should go to the strip club, because you'll probably end up saving some money. I mean you had your bodyguard blocking the bathroom where you were, and the girl in question hit her head pretty badly. Come on, your a professional athlete use some good judgement.


Running Back
RB Coach- O.J. Simpson- One of the original NFL hoodlums.
RB: Cedric Benson- When he isn't getting DUI's on land and on water, Cedric Benson is a solid runner. Cedric is a strong, and explosive running back; according to the cops who arrested him for DUI while he was driving a boat not even pepper spray can stop this running back.
Ronnie Brown- You just got a DUI so you got something to work with.
MAURICE CLARETT- Maurice Clarett makes Pacman Jones, Ben Roethlisberger, and the whole Bengals team look like smart good people. Clarett had the world by his balls until
"Ohio State later suspended Clarett for the 2003 athletic year after he was charged with filing a false police report. Clarett had filed a false claim that more than $10,000 in clothing, CDs, cash and stereo equipment were stolen from a car he borrowed from a local dealership in September 2003."
Yeah Maurice that doesn't sound sketchy at all. How do borrow a car from a dealership,Who are you O.J. Mayo.
Then you decided to rob someone in Columbus for $150 and a cell phone.
1. Did you think people in Columbus wouldn't recognize you. You were one of the most promising OSU players in a long time. You could've at least wore a mask.
2. $150 and a cellphone, are you kidding. Did you use the money for crack and beer.
3. You spent much more on a lawyer then you made. Much more

AND MY FAVORITE MAURICE CLARETT INCIDENT:
"In the early morning hours of August 9, 2006, Clarett was arrested in Columbus after he made an illegal U-turn and led the police on a chase in a sports utility vehicle reportedly belonging to his uncle. After Clarett drove over a police spike strip, the chase ended in a nearby restaurant parking lot.[19][20]

Police said they were forced to secure a cloth around Clarett's mouth after he allegedly spit at the officers and called them "niggers" during the arrest. According to Columbus Police Sgt. Mike Woods, the officers discovered a katana, a loaded AK-47 variant and two other loaded handguns in his vehicle along with an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka.[21] The police requested that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives perform a trace on the firearms to determine if Clarett violated Federal gun laws.

The officers used mace to subdue Clarett after attempts to subdue him with a Taser proved ineffective because he was wearing Kevlar body armor."

"Clarett, who was due to be tried for his January arrest, was in the neighborhood of one of the principal witnesses against him at the time the events of August 9 occurred."

If your going to kill a witness are you that incompetent that you need a bulletproof vest. and how many guns, AND A SWORD. Ninja Please!

Wide Reciever:
Chris Henry: You passed away but your on the team. Only you, could make a city wonder "is this guy fucking retarded or just a thug". You got arrested at the night club for pointing a pistol at a cop WHILE WEARING YOUR JERSEY (I'm sorry but thats just dumb and badass at the same time).
and how could I forget how your madness got started: Pulled over in Northern Kentucky and you had weed in your sock. No big deal on that one, who doesn't keep a little bit of weed in their sock.
Then you got in trouble for supplying underage girls with beer at a hotel. I won't lie that didn't look to good. It was then that Cincinnati was like what is next.
-The Newport on The Levee parking incident:
"A police report indicates that Henry and his acquaintance allegedly became argumentative with a parking attendant when Henry was asked to pay for parking his 2007 Land Rover.

The report states that an altercation ensued when Henry and another person started arguing with a parking attendant. According to the report, Henry allegedly threw a $5 bill on the ground and yelled an obscenity at the parking attendant.

According to the report, a shoving match ensued and then Henry and his acquaintance and drove over the Taylor Southgate Bridge into Cincinnati after the attendant told them they were going to call police if Henry and his acquaintance did not leave.

The report states Henry and his acquaintance returned to the scene and were told by police they were banned from Newport on the Levee and were asked to leave.

The parking attendant said while in an elevator, Henry and his acquaintance began yelling obscenities after they returned."
Rest In Peace

Plexico Buress: Hey I got a good idea, I'll go to a club and drink and socialize, and Imma put my ice on, can't get robbed so I gotta take the pistol. I don't have a holster, well because when your dumb enough to take a illegal gun to an alcohol serving establishment a holster just ins't that big of a concern. You shot yourself and your lucky that no one else got hurt. But your on the team.





Kicker
Jeff Reed: Reed was cited by police on the night of February 14, 2009, for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief for destroying a paper towel holder in a bathroom at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania.[9] Reed was reportedly angry that the men's restroom was out of paper towels. He pleaded guilty to the two summary offenses and was fined $543.50.[10]

Reed was cited again for public intoxication related charges on October 18th, 2009, hours after the team defeated the Cleveland Browns, and later apologized to his team for his conduct. Straight crazy for a kicker.

Defense coming soon