Funny Craigslist ads

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Because who doesn't want a 70 year old dildo thats been passed on through multiple generations.


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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/1610569243.html


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If you need orange popsicles (no sugar free bullshit) this is the man to go to.


Costco, Pimp Sticks, Tempura Shrimp, and the Saggy Pantyhose of Delay
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/64767968.html
This is a classic. I remember reading this a while back and thinking what the hell?

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http://nymag.com/news/features/artifact/52591/


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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1111954942.html

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1215409366.html


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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/903864836.html
She is really dedicated to having Obama in offfice.


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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/390658591.html

An EPIC mount! (warcraft players look inside) - w4m
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/308349637.html
My old room mate would've jumped on this offer.