Sex for a case of chips

THIS is Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, up before the Beak accused of exchanging sex in a car for $30 case of Frito-Lay crisps.

She is found guilty and ordered to pay a fine of $1,142, which works out at just over 38 boxes of crisps.

The case features in the police reports, as officers spot Smith “trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights.


Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up. The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.


-What would she do for a steak.
-Her pimp is probably morbidly obese.
-She must really like chips or dick, maybe both.
-The recession has hit the prostitution market.
-Does she also trade sex for coupons.
-Did the cops take the chips as evidence.
-I wonder how the judge overseeing the case kept from laughing.
-Someone should really look into getting her some food stamps.
-More proof Americans have a problem with junk food.
-Ho business and snack food business officially joined hands.
-The guy tried bribing the cop, and judge with a box of Lays chips.
-Now they suck dick for more then crack, for junk food.
-She should've had sex for a gym membership.
-When will I be able to pay for weed with food.
-Frito-Lays should really take of advantage of this I can see the Billboards: Frito-Lay crisps so good now accepted as payment for sex. Frito-Lay crisps prostitutes like them so you know they're good.This lady should be on some Frito-Lay crisps commercials. I mean what a product testimonial.
-When she gets done with her legal issues everyone starts bringing her food for sex.